I've never trusted the French, not since I sat for my first class in Madame Duvet's 6th grade Introductory French. She kept saying, "Le pouce. Le pouce." That was accompanied by a thumbs up. I didn't get it, but I just nodded my head in agreement with the old, crazy bat. From that moment on …
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Zeke & His Toxic Pocket Monster
January 10, 2017: Matriculating at a university near you. Keep it in your safe space! Ezekiel was a mild - mannered teenager by every account. Well, he was technically and very much legally a man at 18, and thus now fully responsible and accountable for every act committed by any and every member of his …

Ray, the Lucky Leprechaun That Could & Did on a Very NYC Thanksgiving (Part II)
December 23, 2016: Hot off the presses! Update! Nowadays everybody wanna talk but nothing comes out when they move they lips, just a bunch of gibberish. And mofos wanna act like they forgot about Ray! So first off, I just want to correct the record. The news is reporting that the cops have identified our …
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That moment you hit the ball into the neighbor’s yard. Except it’s a spy drone!
December 15, 2016: 5o nautical miles from somewhere no good where the Chicoms are doing shady shit, and the U.S. is doing them dirty to keep'em clean. That's what happened to the USNS Bowditch a few days ago when it was steaming (lurking) near Subic Bay in the South China sea, except the ball is …
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